Who the heck is Amy?  What makes her think that she can write things on the internet?  And why the hell did she say ‘heck’?

All excellent questions.  But, not particularly helpful.

I’m Amy (hi!) and there is absolutely nothing special about me.  I’m unique.  Just like everyone else.

Now proudly in my thirties, I’m many things.  Like…
… terrible at selfies;
… highly protective of my bedtime; and
… burner of candles.

Oh, and genuinely surprised that you’re still reading this.  So I guess you can add honest to the list, too.

What about you?  Who are you, and what are you doing here?  (You lurker!)